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Captain Dominguez

Trade citrus fruit for off-world foods, hire the crew of the Limoncello as privateers for combat, or simply join Royal for a pint and a game of cards.

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"Magic shit!" Royal exclaims, which sounds utterly hilarious in the comical pirate voice. "Very good, Mr. Calhoun! You heard him, men, get the seeds outta yer ears! Fetch our guest his raft so we can pulp those pests aboard the wicked Stag Beetle!"

"AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!" the skeletons bellow back, Spongebob style. And within a few minutes the crew is hauling the driftwood Jeff had been riding onto the deck.

"Can ye chart us a course with this, matey?"